(5e) My Hilarious Career-Defining Death as a Borat Inspired Paladin (ft. new and now banished dice)

2021.10.24 06:30 vvhitee (5e) My Hilarious Career-Defining Death as a Borat Inspired Paladin (ft. new and now banished dice)

*NOTE: We are a level 8 party of 5, moving through Avernus in a module we haven't been able to play for over a year. Our party is comprised of mostly chaotic and evil characters, who formed unstable but friendly bonds. This was our first session back, and my partner had bought me beautiful new dice to roll, telling me to 'make some memories with these for me'. My first roll, to claim a cocktail by the house owner, Nat 20. Remember this.*
To set the scene: We are in a dungeon-like mountain. after translating some glyphs to give us directions to cure our evil chameleon ranger's curse of an item he bonded with.
I discover a 10-foot long bridge, ahead of us, with nothing but darkness and the terrifying abyss below us. Upon investigation, this bad boy will break under the pressure of my weight as a large, Kazakhstanian, Meatstick. My much smaller companion Lillith, a friendly Half-elf, Grave Cleric, thought under my strength, throwing her across would be a quick, safe move and I could follow with a long jump? +4 strength, +7 athletics? An unholy sense of confidence? Perfect conditions. right?
Little to our knowledge, another party member was conversing with the DM on mending the bridge with no more than 10 minutes to do so. So green light, we run it.
I pick up the small shotput like half-elf like a duffel bag and set up a run-up. With a small check of confidence, I high tail towards this bridge and swing with all my might: DM: Roll an athletics check. Me: Natural 1. *PARTY ERUPTS IN LAUGHTER AND SHOCK* DM: Upon the confident run-up you find yourself slipping on some loose gravel, and falling towards the clearly unstable bridge, launching Lillith as you do. Roll to see how well you can release her as you slip!' Me: Natural 1.
Sure enough, I now slam through the bridge to what I am sure is certain death as I take Lillith with me. Both of us were in shock and hysteria at how quickly this went south.
DM: Uhhh, roll a Dex Saving throw at disadvantage both of you to see if you can last-second take hold of yourselves on the wall edge from falling. Me: Nat 20. Second Roll.. NAT 20.
At this point, I am screaming at the fact these are ungodly and chaotic die, and the room is in stitches and pure shock at what is happening. In pure disbelief, that now I manage to get a hold as I am falling and go to save Lillith as she falls.
Her rolls, sure enough, what not even close to the high DC as I go to grab her and she practically breaks my arm falling clean passed into the abyss to a grater like death hundreds of feet below. It had been so long since playing I totally forgot I had an Aura that LITERALLY gives us advantage on saves and was too far gone...
DM: Holding on by a single-arm, with every instinct of survival left, Damien holds on and begins to climb. Damien, make a Dex check to see if you can ascend, the DC at 16! Me: Nat 19 first check. DM: Barely holding on, you slowly ascend, a rough 10 feet, seeing your survival just above you! Next check is 18 Me: NAT 1.
Surely enough, with a reaction one of my teammates (the chaotic Chameleon) manages to throw down a rope upon which I just caught it. On rolling a strength check that he failed He had the choice of letting go or using a nat 20 he has saved in his pocket from a magical item. With a sly grin, his face went blank and let me plummet to my death screaming in terror.
The chameleon's next words: Well, it seems that Damien (me) took Lillith to her death, and took himself with her. There was nothing I could do.
And sure enough, my favourite character and my friend's favorite character in an act of pure insanity and stupidity plummetted to death.
These dice are banished for their chaotic energy, as am I from existence in Avernus.
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2021.10.24 06:30 Sevenvolts Vooruit-voorzitter Conner Rousseau overweegt gooi naar Gentse sjerp: ‘Ik hoop wel nog op nationaal vlak meerwaarde te leveren

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2021.10.24 06:30 Top_Brain5177 DCF update 24/10/2021

Hej allesammen

Jeg vil gerne beklage at det har været sparsomt med opdateringerne på det seneste. Men fremskridt kommer ofte i ryk og i nogle perioder sker der mere end i andre. Alle vores medlemmer har travlt og vinteren nærmer sig med hastige skridt i form af kulde, mørke, syge børn og lange bilkøer mm.
Status er at vi holder online møder hver 2-3 søndag. Jeg blev for nyligt bedt om at tage kontakt til samtlige medlemmer og spørge ind til om de fortsat havde lyst til at være med i projektet og i hvor stort et omfang. Alle medlemmer har givet udtryk for et fortsat samarbejde hvilket betyder at vi for nuværende er 6 aktive medlemmer og 10 sparringspartnere. De aktive medlemmer er os der deltager i møderne og formentligt vil udgøre bestyrelsen når vi får stiftet foreningen. Sparringspartnerne er dem der ikke kan ligge fast tid i projektet men som gerne vil hjælpe med noget specifikt hvis de kan finde tiden til det. Alt i alt et hold på 16 mand. Vores kompetencer og erfaringer spænder vidt og bredt.
Ved vores seneste møde d. 17/10 fik vi fornemt besøg af Mikkel fra RygesHelte podcasten. Det var en stor ære at han havde lyst til at deltage da det er selvsamme podcast der for et par måneder siden inspirerede mig til selv at gå ind i kampen for en legalisering af cannabis i Danmark. Mikkel virker til at være meget velinformeret indefor cannabis, så det til min store glæde at han har givet udtryk for et fortsat samarbejde med DCF.
Hvad foreningsarbejdet angår så arbejder vi stadig på værdigrundlaget. Isoleret set er det en lille opgave. Udfordringen består i at blive enige. Der mange holdninger og meninger der skal mødes og finde sig til rette med hinanden før vi kommer med et konkret værdigrundlag for DCF. Og selv til den tid vil der være mange, f.eks. her inde på ents, der vil være uenige med os. Vi prøver at ramme så bredt som muligt og håber at flertallet synes godt om det endelige resultat.
Ang. stiftelsen af selve foreningen så er dette som tidligere nævnt noget vi gemmer til foråret når solen vender tilbage og vi kan mødes ansigt til ansigt og få underskrevet projektet.
Til sidst vil jeg gerne lykønske Luxembourg for deres legalisering af cannabis. Jeg ved ikke hvordan de har båret sig ad med det men det helt sikkert at det er noget vi skal dykke ned i og se om der noget vi kan tage ved lære af.

Fortsat god dag
/Christian
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2021.10.24 06:30 DrSnapped Why do units buffed by Gigan's special become immune to slows?

Or at least, Megaguirus'. I can drop a Megaguirus dead-center on a Gigan-boosted Goji '89, but he'll completely ignore that I did so and continue moving at mach 4. I'm not going to lie; this is partially what makes me think Gigan's special move so busted.
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2021.10.24 06:30 zack_wonder2 Eikaiwa owners: Any advice?

Hey guys,
I’ve been teaching English privately for a while and made the decision to go official a few months ago. I’ve been mostly teaching out of my apartment and hopping around cafes but from February next year, I’ll be doing it out of a proper office/school.
I was hoping to get advice from those with schools or those that used to have one. Small gems of knowledge or things you wish you had known if you were starting again.
I have about 25 students at the moment (a mixture of kids and adults) and hope to get to 60 within the next 2 years. Here’s what I’ve done/will do so far:

I’m pretty confident in my ability to teach, plan to continue improving by taking courses/attending seminars and really enjoy the job. I think the lesson material I’ve prepared will be okay for now.
So any things you recommend doing/not doing? What were the biggest challenges you faced?
Appreciate any help!
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2021.10.24 06:30 Wyzilla Shoulder Skin Glitch in Fallout 4, trying to find the problem mod.

I noticed this problem crop up sometime during my run and I have no idea what the source of it is. I've looked up the issue and it's said that it's related to a CBBE texture - but I don't have any CBBE mods. So I'm looking at my modlist really wondering what the hell is causing this and if anyone knows the source of the problem from past experience.

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2021.10.24 06:30 Additional_Bluebird9 Yeah. Glad I don't have to listen to Sunday Sermons attentively anymore except for when the pastor says something quite interesting and ridiculous at the same time.

This morning, as I walked into the kitchen, my mother was listening to a pastor like every other Sunday but what he said in particular caught my attention.
He said the following "And as God stood over the edge of nothingness, he envisioned the stars, the earth and the universe so the foundation of the universe is the word of God"
"the reason why the sun is perfectly positioned where it is, the reason why the earth rotates around the sun and the moon around the earth, the reason why the planets are all aligned perfectly in position around the sun and not crashing into each other is because God wanted it that way."
I know, the God of the gaps fallacy is one of the most persistently annoying arguments to come across but what he said really made me question why people just believe what he says and not question or challenge him on his assertions which is one of the reasons I walked away from Christianity, all I heard was the same scriptures and sermons over and over again
Scientific principles are often misrepresented because of faith and when people like this are erroneously explananing something they have no knowledge of especially without including their religious indoctrination, it is hard to have a conversation with such people.
Every single Sunday, I ask myself what substance do these sermons have besides people reacting emotionally when they hear something that "touches" them and they say amen in a show of agreement.
I'm glad I no longer have to listen to these sermons, take notes and dot down bible verses to read and study later on like I did years ago.
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2021.10.24 06:30 singingpraise Needs too specific and refined?

So I'm into being a sub and being humiliated, and have been with my partner a year. She's usually really understanding and nice about my needs, although naturally she struggles to put on a strong character like I like - she's naturally quite shy and introverted.
Anyway, she dominates me but I always feel (I don't share this) like I want to control every little detail all of the time, and the smallest deviation from what I'd hoped for means I'm left frustrated. Has anybody had this?
I think I'll struggle to ever have my needs fulfilled as a lot of my fantasies revolve around being a slave to her and another guy 24/7 and just being their pet.
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